Uncle Steven was gittin' da ham ready, Pa was samplin', and da cousins were jest hanging around waitin' fur der wittle tidbits. Dey did git a little samplin' ma said.
Maw said it smelled so nice wid da fresh pine scent. Den dey talked about da movie, Christmas Vacation, and dis is how quick da tree burned in da movie. Ma said woo had to be furry careful during da party cause da trees burned furry furry fast.
Dey also burned sumone's couch cause der Great Dane tores it all up. Guess he didn't think it was all dat comfy.
Here is Uncle Steve and Auntie Mandy.
Here is how bid da fire gots. Maw was standin' way way back. Glad we stayed home.