Woooooo and HaRooooo Y'all,
First I's wants ta thank my former foster sib King Sky Boy for bestowing me wid da title of Duke Biloxi. I am at your service. I will tries to rule my Dukedom wid a fair hand.
Next, Maw wants to tells you about my YUCK habit. I's has takin' a likin' to what my pa calls "Frozen Dainties". I don't know why's I started dis. I jest digs in da snow ta finds some and munch away.Maw don't unnerstand how's dis could be tasty. Could be what's she feeds us da day before. Carrots, apples, cookies and more.
Maw tryin' all kinds of things to stops me. Meat tenderizer in our foods only makes it better.
Den she gits out dis Hot Sauce.I's had to inspects da bottle. Hmmmmmm. Not so bad. Cold bottle.Dis may be all right. Have to sample more.I thinks I could acquire a taste for hot and spicy foods! HaROOOOOOOO!
What next Maw????