Tuesday, March 24, 2009

I Was Framed!

Hi Efurry pupper out there,
This here's Nikita. Biloxi is letting me post on the blog today.
Here's the reason: I was framed!
While Mom was outside cleaning up the yard from us, one of dawggies snuck back into the house. Mom noticed I was missing from outside. She called and called and I did not answer.
She came running in the house and found this on her floor.

This is a bottle of stuff she puts on her face. Since I knocked it off the bathroom counter onto the floor, I thought I would give it a try. I had to chew the top off to get at it.
So I got yelled at for that.

Next, Mom was looking to see what else I stole. She couldn't find her ring. No where on the bathroom rug. She searches and searches. Picks up all kinds of rugs to see if I hid it. Naw, why would I do that? Finally, she found it here, next to one of our doggy baskets. I didn't put it there. Maybe it fell off her finger. I don't know.
Next she is looking for me again. This time she found this package all torn up. Now how did that happen? HaRoooooo roooo rooooo!
Now don't I look innocent enough? I tell you I was framed! That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
PeeS: Don't tell Mom, but I just stole the perfume bottle off the counter and gave Biloxi the top to it. Harooooo roooo roooo!


D.K. Wall said...

Get your attorney at claw on the phone right away. You can't tolerate these false claims.

♥♥♥♥Team Husky♥♥♥♥ said...

Haroo Nikita

That's so rude of yur Mom to accuse woo of all those things!!! Woo are a very naughty boy though from what she says. Should we believe her? So nice of woo to share with Biloxi!

Woo woos

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I khouldn't have been Biloxi...

He would have buried the evidence!

The Thundering Herd is khorrekht - better khlaw an attorney ASAP!


ThePainterPack said...

I thinks Chester did a good job getting my doggie mommy out of jail! Just remember, don't admit to nothin!

*may the force be with woo*

the magic sleigh said...

Siblings, they will frame you every time!Call that attorney!

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Your mom should really be more careful with her stuff. If she leaves it lying around all the time, the squirrels might get her stuff and that would not be good!


Kapp pack said...

I foresee a HULA award in your future!

ROyal Kisses, KSB

Jack & Moo said...

woo, blame it on Biloxi, sneaky...I like it!